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januari 25, 2010

Ik ben rijk!!!

Filed under: irrelevantie, Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , — brambonius @ 2:50 pm
vandaag aangekregen… Ben ik rijk nu?
Van: Xx xxxx (xx_xxx@xxxx.Com)
verzonden:
Aan:
Dear friend,

I am MR  XXXXX XXXX from BURKINA FASO WEST AFRICA,  working with  BANK XX XXXX(X.X.X). I want to contact you for this  business transaction  which i believe that it will benefit  both of us  at the end. In my department  the bank management  discovered an abandoned sum of $15m US dollars ( fifteen million US Dollars) In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in the year 2006 on a motor accident.
Since the  got information about his death, the management  have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because they  can not  release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guide lines but unfortunately the learnt that he died along with his family on their  traveling to near by country.
It’s therefore upon this discovery that I now as an insider  decided to make this business proposal to you and let’s join together as partners and claim the money from my bank to your own account as YOU will be standing as  the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don’t want this money to go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill with the plans of the bank managements.
The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the Bank treasuries account  as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact  that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe can not stand as next of kin to a foreigner as the rules and  regulation of my bank.I decided to make it that 30 % of this money will be for you as my foreign partner,inrespect to the provision of a foreign account and  assisting me as a partner while the rest of the money will be  for  any investment  in your country as you will negociate as my  foreign  partner in your country on my arrival, i will also to inform you that  we are going to do some  little expenses  on this transaction during the  processing of this  fund to you  by my bank as the next of kin which you are going to stand on this claim.

And when the fund is transfer to your account  first of  all we have to deduct the expenses we made from our pocket during the processing  by my bank before shearing the fund according to the percentages I  indicated here in my proposal .

Then after I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as the next of kin, you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin to  the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where  the money will be remitted when the processing will be over and approval  of the fund to you as the next of kin  . Upon receipt of your reply, I will send  you by fax or email the text of the application.

I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and  you should not fear as I  have all the information related to the deceased customer also the fund deposited here in my  bank . You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter. Trusting to hear from  you .

THANKS
MR XXXX XXX
X.X.X (BANK XX XXXX)

3 reacties »

  1. who died along with his entire family in the year 2006 on a motor accident.

    Amai, wat zou er gebeurd zijn??😀

    Reactie door Jeroen — januari 25, 2010 @ 3:16 pm

  2. In burkina Fasso vervoeren ze misschien een hele familie op een voertuig waar wij één persoon op zetten?

    Reactie door brambonius — januari 25, 2010 @ 3:18 pm

  3. De kosten van kapitalisme maakt uiteindelijk een ieder arm?

    “And when the fund is transfer to your account first of all we have to deduct the expenses we made from our pocket during the processing by my bank before shearing the fund according to the percentages I indicated here in my proposal”

    Blijf maar een onrijke Bram!

    Reactie door Rob Haster — januari 26, 2010 @ 9:36 pm


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